Not a thing stirred in the night as I watched this short movie
I thought to myself that it that it was quite groovy.
I kept on watching as Santa started to rape
My jaw on the ground, completely agape.
This Author must be a prodigy, virtuoso and genius
he also had tastefully left out Santa's wrinkly old penis.
I thought to myself, I want, Nay! I need more!
I watched the next part, and loved all the gore.
After watching 20 times, I went to bed with a yawn,
I blessed this great Author, Chuck Norris, and Porn.
I love this cartoon, keep up the good work :)