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Destructo Box Christmas! Destructo Box Christmas!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Brilliant

Not a thing stirred in the night as I watched this short movie
I thought to myself that it that it was quite groovy.
I kept on watching as Santa started to rape
My jaw on the ground, completely agape.
This Author must be a prodigy, virtuoso and genius
he also had tastefully left out Santa's wrinkly old penis.
I thought to myself, I want, Nay! I need more!
I watched the next part, and loved all the gore.
After watching 20 times, I went to bed with a yawn,
I blessed this great Author, Chuck Norris, and Porn.

I love this cartoon, keep up the good work :)


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DestructoBox responds:

A new rhyming review! They sure are the best
saying nice things with a sprinkle of zest

above and beyond and well worth the effort
but I am sad to report , not much rhymes with effort...

;)


Prostitute Mickey 3 Prostitute Mickey 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Review

I love this series. Although I admit I liked the previous two better. The animation is always dark and gloomy, with a sick sense of humour. I loved it. The lipsynching was good and the dark humour was excellent as always. Keep up the great work :)



Bitey of Brackenwood Bitey of Brackenwood

Rated 5 / 5 stars

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That was wonderful. Omg that fat little yellow thing is so cute. The graphics and music are both amazing. I find the whole storyline from the series a bit weak, but everything else makes up for that. The style and idea is unique and original. I hope to see more of the series in the future :) (And more of the fat little yellow thing)


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Recent Game Reviews


Crimson Warfare Crimson Warfare

Rated 5 / 5 stars

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I love this game. I've played for many hours, and now have a custom base life of 760. The music is average. The game play is great. The animation is clean and it's pretty good visually. I recommend you release a second version of this game, with (even slightly) more buildings, units, maybe an hp system. Keep up the good work.


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Commie Cannon Commie Cannon

Rated 3 / 5 stars

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This is actually a pretty good game. It has potential. Visually, it isn't much to look at, but it definitely makes up for it in game play. The game did get boring, and I quit after getting a score of 10000. The music was tolerable for a few minutes. But I definitely think you should keep working on this one.


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Laser Defense Laser Defense

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

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Nice game, good to see an original game. The main problem with this game was the repetitiveness. The system was good, and the game ran smoothly. I couldn't get the music to play for some reason? Theres not a lot to improve on in this one. Good job though.


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Recent Art Reviews


Scorching the Evil Snowman Scorching the Evil Snowman

Rated 5 / 5 stars

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Absolutely brilliant artwork. I would love to see this turned into a flash animation, although I'm afraid it would have to sacrifice a lot of the detail. The moon shining at the top through the clouds is awesome, and the theme is humorous and original.
Thanks to you sir, I will thoroughly crap myself whenever I see a snowman.


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Airmail Airmail

Rated 5 / 5 stars

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I love this piece. I want to know what the story is behind it, what the goblin is going to do with the explosives etc. You sir, are a true genius of art. I'm sure someone is willing to pay good money for your skills. The use of colours and contrasting is excellent, and the detail is exceptional. Keep up the amazing work.


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Hank Hank

Rated 5 / 5 stars

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Great piece of art. You also get a cookie because madness is so awesome. You should be very proud of getting the most views :D


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